Possible Headlines:
"Oasis' lead singer leaves, band sticks together and makes a new (but blander) Oasis record."
"Former Oasis members make a record that is twice as long as it should be."
"You may have hated Noel Gallagher, but he brought some excitment to what has now become Beady Eye."
"Do you really need a song called 'Beatles and Stones'? I mean, we know you like them."
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